My 2 year old is the onaroll recipient this time. He just read the book Humpty Dumpty. We were all lucky enough to stumble upon him sitting quietly "reading".
Humpty Dumpty Sat on a wall
Humpty dumpty got hurt
all the kings horses and all the birds
tried to take his head off.
He also found an intelligent way to get all the attention. You should try it, it works every time.
When everyone is talking and not paying attention to him, he will suddenly say, "Guys, guys, I have a question!" When we stop and say, "What is it?" He says, "Uh....dogs, puppies, lamby, cow..." or anything else that comes to his mind. It has never been a question. That stage comes next.
Thank God for toddlers and the comic relief they offer!